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polish off

1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again
After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.

Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."
by Nick D October 13, 2003
mugGet the polish offmug.

polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.
i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.
by jaek August 8, 2006
mugGet the polish sleepermug.

Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.
You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.
by roccoSD August 22, 2007
mugGet the Polishing the Cannonballmug.

Polish Riviera

We headed north from Chicago for a weekend in the Polish Riviera.
by Chitown Polish June 19, 2006
mugGet the Polish Rivieramug.

Polish Briefcase

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.
by Timo3 November 6, 2009
mugGet the Polish Briefcasemug.

polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore
(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.
by Izaak June 26, 2008
mugGet the polishing the banistermug.

polish the floorboards

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016
mugGet the polish the floorboardsmug.

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