strip poker

A popular party game based on the casino card game poker. Instead of betting money on their hands and having the person with the best hand take it, the person with the worst hand has to remove an article of clothing. Often a prelude to orgies.

Guy #1: "Let's play poker!"
Girl: "I suck at poker."
Guy #2: "Let's play STRIP poker!"

by jorgath December 23, 2004

Kenyan Poker

It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?

Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.

Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.

by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019

Cotton Poker

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.

Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.

by Tiffany Dixon June 11, 2006

Jiggery Poker

Is an alternative expression for slap and tickle, sex, shag, a good time, romp, fuck etc

So, did you get some good old 'jiggery poker' last night then?

by teknonutter July 19, 2005

Doe Poker

A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.

I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!

by Meatman January 15, 2006

strip poker

Strip poker can be played many different ways, the most common of wich is to play regular poker and use the clothes as betting objects. It is:

1) The choice game for drunk girls.
2) The choice game for horny boys.
3) The choice game for kinky people.

"Danielle and Jessica were getting it on during strip poker."
"Hell yeah."

by The Literate Chatterbox April 9, 2006

Fire Poker

Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.

Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.

"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"

"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"

by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009