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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.
"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"
by TheBoss May 3, 2014
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Poes

Noun
Auxiliary Verb.

1. A classic South African term used to drastically exaggerate certain words in the everyday language. 2. A name given to your best Bru during an argument or conversation. It can be insulting or banter
1. Yussy, Bru! Did you hear about that owes' trip to Bloem? Ay it was Poes funny!

2. Bru that owe behind the bar was such a Poes! He tried to charge me R45 for a Lion when I can get them for R10 at the bottle store
by Chalieb June 13, 2019
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Poes

A poes is usually a bjann type of person nobody likes them.
And his friends use him for his food.
Also struggles a lotttt to get over people.
Bjann is a POES!!!
by A friend of a poes December 10, 2021
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Tuna poes

Refers to a females vagina and the odour it has. “Tuna” being a fish. And “poes” being a South African slang word for cunt.

When a female takes poor care of her hygiene, her vagina tends to have a fishy odour. So men will refer to it as a Tuna poes in South Africa.
Guy 1: you should eat sarah’s poes
Guy 2: nah, not in the mood for seafood tonight broski
Guy 1: she has a tuna poes hey?

Guy 2: yep
by electricdildo October 30, 2025
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