Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt

jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse

by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.

"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"

by TheBoss May 03, 2014

Poesness

A situation where Alot of poes is being used

A room full of dom poese doing dumb shit

And the poesness continues

by Gweinblydd July 16, 2023

Richard poe

Oldest person known to exist. Favorite hobbies are posting cringe instagram stories and reminiscing about Jenna

“Richard poe is Adam pro max”

“Richard poe is the Father of Adam and eve”

by Pedri8 November 22, 2023

obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019