Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019

chocolate plum

When you're done butt-fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out your cock and there just happens to be a little to medium chocolate shit-morsel left on you cock, its called a "Chocolate Plum", trust me, its probably not as sweet as it sounds so don't go back for seconds...!

I was hammering a chick in her ass and when I pulled out, she left a "Chocolate Plum" on my cock.

by Charlie's Nut Sack December 9, 2013

Plum Juice

A type of Chinese drink that I'm not too sure what's inside. I hope that it doesn't contain Ligondiz.

Guy 1: brooooo i just barfed 15 tons of plum juice i think i have Sugondese Ballsmatitis now.
Guy 2: brooooo shoot are you okay?
Guy 1: SUGONDESE BALLS!!!! YOU JUST GOT PWNE- wait that's a bit too old eh

by Koroe December 29, 2021

plum smuggler

Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.

"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"

American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).

Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.

by DizzleOC April 10, 2008

plum licker

a girl that enjoys licking another girl's plum.

I've seen the way she looks at her, she's a total plum licker.

by Marilyn Thomas October 15, 2013

sugar plums

1) The Sugar Plum is a very sweet plum, which is unusual in the plum family because even the skin of it is sweet.

2) A testicle

1) or 2) Good Lord, your Sugar Plums are huge. I have never seen them so large. Can I try them, Hmmm let me put them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue till my chin is runny with sticky juice. Come on give em to me.

2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums

by dan the perv January 31, 2008

plums deep

A sex act in which one or two testicles are placed in the anus of a female while simultaneously having intercourse in the missionary position.

Stu got nasty with it and went plum deep on that chick, ball dingleberries and all; he tried to double down for the plums deep but could only manage his left nut, the one that hangs longer.

by Sheckie Mean January 28, 2010