Planting A Rose

When one person puts their prolapsed anus inside of another persons anus.

Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?

by HeyZeus97 December 1, 2019

plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.

person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone

by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020

plant worker

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.

Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.

by Fire reaper January 17, 2018

Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.

"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"

by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019

snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021

Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.

I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.

by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012

Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012