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Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.
James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.
by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010
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stone temple pilots

A rock quartet from the 90's. Also known as "STP". Comprised of a cool drummer, Eric Kretz, a druggy vocalist/lyricist, Scott Weiland, and two brothers: kick-ass bassist/songwriter Robert DeLeo and one of the best fucking rock guitarists in music history guitarist/songwriter Dean DeLeo.
Thought to be ripping off Pearl Jam when they first appeared on the music scene but after later review are actually way fucking better than Pearl Jam. All their albums rock. Especially their debut "Core", "Purple" and "No.4".
Stone Temple Pilots rocks so much harder than Pearl Jam! Eddie Vedder can suck my nob! His uncontrollably increasing vibrato feels great on my sac.
by PMcG July 9, 2004
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Helicopter pilot

A man who has to carry his big balls of steel with a wheel barrow due to the fact that if his engine fails in flight he has one second to react correctly or his aircraft will suddenly fly with the aerodynamic capabilities of a soda machine.
I saw a Helicopter Pilot yesterday at the hardware store getting a larger wheel barrow for his balls because he had to start training students in R22s.
by willabeast7 June 27, 2010
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Pilot Talk

The conversations, thoughts and/or ideas you speak about when you are high on marijuana.
Tony: "Man the world's so big ya know, like we're all our own people and shit"
Chris: "What the fuck are you talkin about bro? That's straight pilot talk right there."
by MostDopeDom April 16, 2011
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pilot

1. Anyone who can fly an aircraft. Pilots can be military, commercial, or fly for pleasure.

2. In general, a fairly skilled and intelligent individual who had the guts to get into an aircraft and learn how to fly it. Often possessing of a "higher" mindset. Most of us are good lookin,' too.

Joke to prove I have a sense of humor too:

How do you know if a pilot is at a cocktail party?

He'll tell you.
"The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare skyward and wish."
by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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The kamikaze space pilots

A bloody horrid band from north eastern Connecticut. Their music consists of mediocre Guitar, Bass, and drums, with high pitched screaming, without actual words.
The Kamikaze Space Pilots make my ears bleed.
by S1nthya June 26, 2008
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pilot fish

an individual that is an expert at getting something from those around him/her for free. Usually obtains free drinks, drugs, money, a free meal... Just as a pilot fish attaches itself to a shark for a free ride.
Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?
by Dman57 April 5, 2008
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