Puddle duck

A chic thatll do anythin for a pipe of crack

She's such a puddle duck

by Trouble73 November 13, 2017

puddle fart

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.

Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."

by Richy Mac January 19, 2008

mississippi mud puddle

while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.

"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"

"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"

by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008

puddle

An affectionate term given to a vagina. Insinuates that the vagina is already moist and delectable.

I would love to lap your puddle and make you cum.

by JimmiDigital January 26, 2003

puddle skipper

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.

"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"

by LightBoy December 9, 2005

Puddle Duck

A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.

Yo your girls a puddle duck

by PuddleMaster February 27, 2017

Cuddle puddle

A cuddle session involving more than two people or pets.

My girlfriend and dog joined me in a giant cuddle puddle when I got home from work.

by Hardnuutz13 November 5, 2014