philosophy-off

A competition in which two or more philosophers test their knowledge of truth.

The young apprentice undermined his reputation as a budding philosopher king when he challenged his classmate to a philosophy-off.

You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!

by Philosopher.King March 2, 2014

Philosophy

The art of making hard questions, then answering them.

I love philosophy!

by Hrunaj October 31, 2021

The Sy Philosophy

"The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.

Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?

Nah, I just wanted a blowjob

Thats dumb

Peep The Sy Philosophy

by Prof. LeMeow November 4, 2020

philosophie

Da "deep 'n' deliberate" intellectual/moral subject-matter dat da serious-thinking BFG discussed wif his pint-sized-damsel "human bean" friend.

Da tiny-but-brainy heroine of Roald Dahl's classic "smaller-but-honorable folk triumphing over huge-and-mean-but-bumbling" individuals suggested dat she and her large colleague work together to defeat said towering terrors --- I like her philosophie a whole bunch!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Monkey Philosophy

It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.

In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.

What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.

by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025