perma-virgin

One who will remain a virgin for life, due to greasy hair, plain black shoes and a drinking problem.

That Robert guy over there is sure a real perma-virgin.

by Bob February 11, 2003

Peripheral Pussy

What an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or nobility. Typically, the women associated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.

An after-show party:

Hot dumb groupie: Hey, are you with the band?
Joe Shmoe: No, I'm just here for the peripheral pussy.
Hot dumb groupie: Cute. Well the lead singer is taken for the night. You wanna fuck instead?
Joe Shmoe: No...
Hot dumb groupie: ?...
Joe Shmoe: JK, yes.

by Jacek S. April 30, 2008

Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010

perma toe

The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.

Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?

Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

perma chub

When a guy starts to get an erection but his penis does not become fully erect.

Did you see that girl before? She was so hot I was gettin perma chub.

by joey2324 October 5, 2009

Perm Bone

Perm Bone: A permanent boner; an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Oliver go brush your teeth." "Mom I can't, I've got a raging perm bone.

by centimeter peter October 21, 2010

Perma-Grin Salute

When you smoke some really good medical cannabis and get aroused.

I smoked some really good medical cannabis and she turned me on so I had a Perma-Grin Salute.

by Lrac Regnalob May 20, 2011