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Period

A symbol used as punctuation .
Or, a span of time.

I bet you're some teenage boy thinking it's funny to look up things about us girlsezzz bodies.
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Oh no, it's time for 3rd period
by Anonymouse🐀 December 6, 2018
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Perioding

"Whats wrong with her?"

"Oh She must be perioding."
by Supposedlyworking July 2, 2009
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Periodic

The feeling of craziness, confusion, or emotionally instability during a women's menstrual cycle.
My girlfriend feelings are so unpredictable; anger, sadness, and confusion are all so periodic.

Her periodic feelings are always something to run from this time of the month.
by Rena J June 16, 2016
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Periodating

John: Man, Jessica has been acting really bitchy today
Jake: Yeah, she must be periodating
by robasaurusrex December 29, 2010
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Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women
Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Period

God's way of tell a woman she is not pregnant.
"Kayla, do you have a pad? I am on my period."
by AnUnCoolGirl August 31, 2014
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Period

The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)
I am on my period
by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018
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