Ghost Peanut

What you find when you break open an intact, "sealed", normal size peanut shell and find nothing inside... you're looking at the ghost peanuts.

Brady was all excited to bust open a humongous three pod shell only to find nothing but ghost peanuts.

by WS Baggins December 27, 2011

peanut envy

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.

Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.

by SJ@24 July 23, 2009

Dusty Peanut

An unclean testicle that has one or more dingle berries hanging from it.

Whoa Nancy! I took Phil home after happy-hour last night and he totally had a dusty peanut!

by Hot Sauce Master June 15, 2011

Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020

Peanut Rolled

to be murdered.

-from Birmingham, AL.

Yo Bianca, Red just got peanut rolled!

by Purple Pete September 2, 2021

Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018