Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

Parker

Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.

Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!

by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013

Peter parker

Dust

Peter Parker = dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

parker anne

An amazing wonderful girl, with great humor. The best most wonderful girl you will meet. She is pretty and will be the greatest girlfriend ever. She is loving and caring.

Wow, Parker Anne is my girlfriend. I can’t belive it!!!

by Yup.com May 1, 2018

Parker'd

Destroying that ass. Also known as getting "parker'd" !

Rachel "Damn dawg, Rory got Parker'd last night!"
Ryan "Wow, did his cat watch?"
Rachel "Sadly... the cat got Parker'd too..."

by Guardian Reign December 16, 2018