Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.
Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
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v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.
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Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
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When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.
So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.
So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.
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Get the Fence Painting mug.After one shits, they than wait a day and come back to pile of skat. After skat has become semi-harden one than proceeds to draw the future or current events.
Steve: Mike why are we walking out here?
Mike: Well I took a huge shit, and as part of the Algonquin Cave Painting I need to wait a day so I can start my painting!
Steve: Oh well, I leave my first pile here than and we'll come back tomorrow than!
Mike: Well I took a huge shit, and as part of the Algonquin Cave Painting I need to wait a day so I can start my painting!
Steve: Oh well, I leave my first pile here than and we'll come back tomorrow than!
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Get the painting the crackhouse mug.The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.
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