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Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.
Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”
by Fasters November 22, 2022
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Strict parents

The worst kinds of parents

They decide food

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words
You have strict parents
by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023
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Strict parents

The worst kind of parents

The device food

They decide bedtime

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up sucks fart turd and hate are bad words
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Skype the parents

Leaving a social gathering of friends early with your partner under the premise that you will be communicating to your parents via Skype when really, you are leaving to have intercourse.
Sorry guys, we need to go. Ariel and I will be Skype the parents.
by dogd February 14, 2017
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odins a+ parenting

Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor
Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.
by I SHIP TOO MANY SHIPS April 28, 2019
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helicopter parents

Parents that hover over their children, hawkishly "helping" them face the college learning scenario. It is debated whether or not parents that hover are good or bad for their child's overall development.
Jan: Are Jane's helicopter parents back in town this weekend?
Judy: Do you really have to ask that question? They're ALWAYS in town for the weekend.
Jan: Poor, poor Jane.

Jan and Judy weep for Jane's sad existence.
by Mike Grant November 26, 2007
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Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children
Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content

Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O
by ac-dc May 2, 2011
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