And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Parasite mug.A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 1, 2022
Get the Parasite mug.Parasite is a organism that feeds off their host and give the hosts nothing from it,and example of a parasite and the parasites host is a leech and a human with the leech being the parasite being rewarded gaining blood from this experience and the human losing from it losing blood,STAY AWAY FROM LEECHES and also stay safe.
by what is a parasite? March 4, 2024
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N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite
by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 April 14, 2016
Get the pussy parasite mug.A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
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The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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