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Parasite baby

When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.
by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022
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Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 1, 2022
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Parasiticluffy

The hottest person to roam this earth, only takes Ws no Ls he gets all the bitches and thinks one piece is the best anime ( it is )
omg look its parasiticluffy!!! “ Wow hes so hot
by knfuhs mb xfhc May 2, 2022
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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.
Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?

No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats
'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC
by Leo WU August 11, 2022
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parasailing

A satirical synonym for paragliding, grounded in public confusion of the activity and the sport.
Sunday! Let’s do parasailing!!
by Whistling teapot September 2, 2022
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