The Young Metro Paradox

The manipulation of the common hip-hop phrase "If Young Metro Don't Trust You, I'mma Shoot you", in a way where said shooter trusts you, therefore being unable to shoot you and defying Young Metro and his trust, causing another shooter to shoot the individual who decided to break Young Metro's trust after refusing to shoot you, which could carry on to multiple people.

Shooter: "Young Metro ordered me to shoot you because you broke his trust"
You: "You trust me though therefore you break his trust, causing the Young Metro Paradox."
Shooter: *Shoots*
You: "Poggers"

by 1ano March 8, 2021

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

The Lumi Paradox

The Lumi Paradox is a paradox where a person is trapped between the borders of cringe and based.
If a person is cringe, it is considered based to dislike them. However, if said person dislikes themselves, does that then mean they are based? If that is the case then is it still based to dislike them, or is it now cringe?

Person 1: Wow, Kevin is so cringe.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Oh, you dislike him too? Thats based.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone dislikes Kevin.
Kevin: You know, I dislike myself too!
Person 1: That's kinda based.
Person 2: Wait no, you just invoked The Lumi Paradox!
Blackhole: Brr.

by DivinityOG January 7, 2022

Phillip’s Paradox

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.

Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023

Paradox

See: Paradox

I went back in time and accidentally killed myself, but I'm not gone because since I was never born. I never came back and killed myself, so that means I'm still alive in the future to come back in time and kill myself, which is why I'm here, having just killed myself and restarted the vicious cycle. I'm stuck in a Paradox.

by Prof. Carlos Ray Norris Ph.D. June 9, 2009

Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.

Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.

by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009