by Rack55 July 18, 2018
Get the Pacific Rimmug. (noun) |Jed-i-di-ah Pa-cif-ic Too-ler
1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.
2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.
3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.
4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.
5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.
See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.
2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.
3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.
4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.
5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.
See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
“Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the single most amazing person in both a reality that is feasible and otherwise”
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg
“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
-Trustable Source
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg
“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
-Trustable Source
by Zeke Mountainsun February 13, 2025
Get the Jedidiah Pacific Tuellermug. The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
by tronytroo February 5, 2023
Get the Pacific Time Zone Syndromemug. by DGZeee January 6, 2021
Get the Pacific Rimmug. a beautiful gs4 steam locomotive painted in a eye catching orange/red and black color scheme, who had a pee pee accident in west texas nicknamed the west texas drawbar (it also contains peanuts)
by great northern 1246 November 4, 2023
Get the southern pacific daylight 4449mug. Did you see Pacific? It never got finished.
The barge was definitely more successful than Pacific
Well, at least you tried with Pacific, it’s the thought that counts
The barge was definitely more successful than Pacific
Well, at least you tried with Pacific, it’s the thought that counts
by Unreason September 21, 2021
Get the Pacificmug. a school in Big Sur with only 17 kids and most of them are stoners. the staff at this school include hippies, rednecks, and the weird ass principal named Reanna.
by Brad Bailey March 7, 2009
Get the Pacific Valleymug.