by sharm00t4 January 9, 2022

by allahmannumber7 December 21, 2019

A literal god. Sometimes is a bit gay but other then that wrx owners are huge sigmas with great lives. Best awd drive system. A blown up wrx is better then any bmw.
by wrxowner January 14, 2025

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012

Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Harley Davidson Owner: faggot
That douchebag riding up and down the street on his loud ass Harley is such a faggot
That douchebag riding up and down the street on his loud ass Harley is such a faggot
by Facetiouslist25 October 8, 2023

every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000
by tixiakol December 19, 2022
