beer mom

A mom who drinks great beer. Can be spotted at breweries and beer tap houses with other Beer Mom friends and/or her kids. Just because she's a mom doesn't mean she can't school you on beer facts, the latest beer trends, and drink you under the table all while wrangling kids, cooking dinner, folding laundry, and changing dirty diapers.

A Beer Mom just ordered a DIPA at the bar with a kid on her hip, while my pansy ass is trying to look cool with a domestic.

by Beermom4life February 21, 2020

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

Santa Beers

Shotgun beers on christmas eve or day.

Let's go down to the basement and have some santa beers.

by scott and bone December 28, 2011

Beer Skank

A woman who will do anything sexual in return for a beer, or two, or ten.

I once asked a girl if she wanted to buy 3 beers for $6. She made a counter offer of 3 beers for a blowjob. She was a beer skank.

by eS Se eS U December 23, 2008

fetish beer

Bad tasting beer drank warm. Often purchased cold and ran under hot water from the sink to bring the beer to room temperature. This beer is to be drank while pleasure yourself to an attractive member of the opposite sex. This person must be from the city where the bad tasting beer is manufactured. Part of the 'self harm' fetish.

I grabbed some Old Milwaukee Ice tonight for my fetish beer.

by Rolex2017 September 17, 2017

The Beer's Prayer

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

by BCOOK March 3, 2010

del beer

a beer of the unusual 8 oz. variety

Mike - dude, you had a lot of beers last night you must have been hammer.

Ryan - nah man i was drinkin del beers

by paul closterman January 26, 2014