office kevin

Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.

I found Office Kevins lanyard next to the snack machine.

by Humkay July 26, 2018

Office Placebo

The worker that has everyone fooled, the fraud of the workstaff, appearing to be very hard worker when in fact doesn't really do anything

Dana : Tom was working so late last night, he send me a work email at 11:30pm.
Murphy: Dana, you're so naive, Tom's the office placebo ... he sent that from that club while dancing with the ladies.

by LastGreatNobody March 28, 2009

Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012

Office Spacing

Verb-
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.

Bill and I are gonna take his T.V. out Office Spacing, you want to come?

by Plum Diddy May 16, 2013

Officer O'Neill

Officer O'Neill is someone who pretends to be a cop for most of the night in 'The Groove', AKA da'club, answering all sorts of officer questions and at the end of the night tells you he just works at Verizon.

"Girl don't talk to that guy he's totally an Officer O'Neill.

by KJOYR April 10, 2015

office freak

that one guy in the office that you can never actually catch beating off, but you know he's doing it in the cubicle next to you.

that damn office freak is always bringing in lotion, and tissues.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

Office Space

when a piece of technology keeps breaking down and it's old and you want to take it outback and smash it to pieces. For those who don't know, Office Space is a movie from 1999.

I want to take this old TV and go Office Space on it!

by ASAPGirl April 14, 2011