Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

Nutslider

When a male farts with his legs closed and the warm air escapes forward and slides past his nuts, sliding the testicle to the side and out into the open.

Unknown to my wife I just let a nutslider go. Man does it feel weird at the end when it pops out.

by Zerocool27x November 12, 2011

nutscape

the art of taking a picture of a picturesque landscape with your ballz dangling in the image (typically, with some pubes visible) seen as a shadow.

Hey Laquisha and Tay-Tay, come check out this nutscape.

Before I leave Hawaii, I need to take a nutscape.

by kujinator January 19, 2016

Nuts

#1 Food
#2 Balls

#1 I ate some tasty nuts the other day yum i love pistachios

#2 frick dang bich I got hit in the nuts with the soccer ball!!!!

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Flab Nuts

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"

by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011

ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

dick nuts cereal

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

by GoPastTheLimit May 20, 2016