The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.
by Whatstheirface August 25, 2020
by Herr Lippbalm February 19, 2014
When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
the microsoft editor acceptable version of fo' schizzle my nizzle hahaha, or as some people would call it, the white version.
type fo schizzle my nizzle into microsoft word and when the red lines come up or u do word check itll give u for schnitzel my nozzle
by Anna March 22, 2004
when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle
by Maak Young January 03, 2008
Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!
Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!
Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!
Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!
Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!
by Mattii Boi January 30, 2009
by OceanSpawned November 13, 2006