Filthy Petrol Nozzle

The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.

by Whatstheirface August 25, 2020

German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.

Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

for schnitzel my nozzle

the microsoft editor acceptable version of fo' schizzle my nizzle hahaha, or as some people would call it, the white version.

type fo schizzle my nizzle into microsoft word and when the red lines come up or u do word check itll give u for schnitzel my nozzle

by Anna March 21, 2004

douche nozzle

a complete jackass or a stinky person

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle

by Maak Young January 12, 2008

Douche Nozzle

A "Sidecick" of A douch bag, who handles their dirty work.

Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!

Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!

Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!

by Mattii Boi January 29, 2009

snuggle nuzzle nozzles

large breasts that are big enough to snuggle and nuzzle

Did you see Emily's snuggle nuzzle nozzles? She should wear sweaters more often!

by OceanSpawned November 11, 2008