scottish rutabaga

the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.

"you look like a scottish rutabaga"

they look like Mr. Scorich.

by the dark wolf May 6, 2014

scottish pill

When a man cums in a pill capsule and spikes a girls drink without being noticed.

Then I used a Scottish Pill in her drink to get back at her!

by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

Scottish Mulberry

The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.

John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.

John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*

by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011

scottish wheelbarrow

When you're banging a chick from behind, and you pick her up at the knees, and kick her hands out, and then yell "I AM William Wallace!"

"Hey man, I got this redhead coming over tonight who says she's a super freak. So I rented Braveheart bought some blue facepaint, and break out the Scottish Wheelbarrow."

by C_Scoops February 24, 2017

Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.

Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck

by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 5, 2004

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009