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noob

People who lack the capability to understand the basics of life.
me: I don't understand how u can like playing a fps on a console with a controller.
me: It's so limited.
noob: how is it limited?
noob: the computer you gota press like 50 buttons to do one thing
by Blivz April 12, 2008
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noob

how this one girl lydia acts just like her like an idiot
lydia is actin like a real noob
by skinnyton August 15, 2010
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noob

a.k.a. n00b, nub

Origin:
Derives from newb or newbie, origainally referring to new or unexperienced participants of online communities, at first specifically MMORPGs, later also forums and other communities. While "newb" and "newbie" remained neutral, "noob" developed a negitive connotation.

Useage:
a) incompetent online community participant (in some MMORPGs: gimp). Refers to participants who do not live up to general expectation.

b) immature online community participant. Typical characteristics of noobs in this sense are:
- excessive use of l33tsp33k (although noobs are becoming increasingly aware that this marks them as noobs)
- deliberate misspelling and supposed typos
- excessive use of online vocabulary and acronyms (rofl, omg, noob (in the former sense or the word), ffs, wtf, ftw, pwned, etc.)
- uncontroled urge to brag
- lack of sense of solidarity, apparent through unhelpful and often rude or deliberately annoying behaviour
- childish behaviour in gerneral
a) (from a MMORPG OCC)
player: i'm not teaming with those guys again! they`re noobs, we get wiped every time.

b) (from a MMORPG OCC)
player1: i'm having difficulty killing the end boss of the XXX quest. any1 got any tips?
player2: wut lvl ru?
player1: 80
player2: OMG!!LOOOOOOOOLLLZ!!!!!!!11!1 ur sucha n00b i OWNED him at lvl60 i wud pwn teh SHit outta u ROFLLLL!!!!!!!!11!! xD
player1: jez, what a noob thing to say!
by AnonymousGuy77 January 2, 2009
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noob

Short form of "newbie", or somebody who is new to something, and not yet adept.
That noob just got fragged in the firetrap. He really needs to learn his stuff, or he'll never win a match.
by King Byron September 25, 2008
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noob

Jose Jacob; biggest noob ever
Jose Jacob is such a noob !
by Nicol Labal December 25, 2007
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noob

a total dumb ass. Someone who is lame and annoying to be around.
"You see that kid Bryce?"
"Yeah he's dumb af!"
"I know hes such a noob!"
by thatonegirl13 June 16, 2013
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noob

Nerds' word for "nerd".
nerd: Wow, you pathetic noob, you shan't see daylight fore I snipe you!

"noob": get a fucking life douche
by Red Le November 13, 2011
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