Patrick

Someone who won’t stop going on about how they’re Irish

Patrick: I’m Irish.
Everyone: No one cares.

by MC2T October 14, 2020

Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

by Nigropoop November 17, 2019

Patrick

A certain species of starfish. Considered critically endangered due to the fact that the species contains only one individual.

90s Kid: Too bad the Patrick Star is beginning to go extinct.
Dumb kid with a fidget spinner: What’s a Patrick?

by CultistOfJimmy August 6, 2018

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is this weird ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age. He's Also pretty chill and a good musician.

Wth are you doing Patrick?

by FriskyWhisky August 10, 2017

Patrick

To Patrick someone is to intentionally lower someone else’s grade by withholding crucial information

Take a picture of that test. Don’t Patrick me!

by Thiccboi169 September 11, 2019

Patrick

This name means toaster in Celtic
Source : SpongebobMovie : Sponge on the Run

"I'm Patrick my name means toaster in Celtic." - Patrick Star

by KaemonetheNerd November 15, 2019