red beanie

guy who lives in my closet

"RED BEANIE DID YOU ESCAPE THE CLOSET AGAIN! GET BACK HERE"

by danger among us February 26, 2022

jew beanie

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.

put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.

by thejew06 March 6, 2007

Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004

beanie weenie

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

Beanie Baby

A Hispanic baby, usually conceived by illegal immigrants.

The beaner working the field had a beanie baby in her arms

by pfijcali June 3, 2010

Bangladeshi Beanie

The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.

Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.

Carl: what’s that?

Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.

Carl: didn’t she try to escape?

Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!

by Ghislaine Maxwell June 29, 2022