pinging the needle 

When one becomes so intoxicated with alcohol that they could not possibly get any more intoxicated without vomiting, or remaining conscious. This is when your internal alcohol tolerance "meter" maxes out, or hits the limiter, thus, "pinging the needle."

"Holy shit, last night I was so sloshed I almost ralphed out the window of the car on the way home, but I just ended up drooling on myself- definately pinging the needle!"

pinging the needle by mike mclovin May 24, 2008

big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

100+ Google hits. Deny me, bro.

"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."

big green needle by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 20, 2014

Pull the Needle Out 

to get something over with; something that can occur rapidly

Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.

Pull the Needle Out by Frank Yeck January 31, 2022

Threading the Needle 

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!

Threading the Needle by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014

Poo Needle 

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.

What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.

Poo Needle by Pat the Ratt April 7, 2009

Obama Needle 

A verb or noun, what is administered to someone who has exposed the United States government of facism e.g. FBI state terrorism, suppressing civil rights, encouraging racism against muslims i.e. Islamic extremism, NSA surveilence, CIA cocaine traficing, US military drone attacks on children and civilians, or ect. A person is given the Obama needle if they are identified as a journalist, activist, or whistleblower who may leak sensitive information. Obama needles are administered by agents and often result in death.

I wonder when they'll finally get Edward Snowden his Obama needle.

God damn, JimBob did you see the way that Michael Hastings was Obama needled.

Most citizens get Obama needled daily by CNN.

Obama Needle by myrealname1231234 September 7, 2013

Cum Needle 

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream

Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in

Cum Needle by Wmffre March 1, 2021