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Never nude 

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.
Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.
Never nude by SaV January 8, 2005

never use a condom more than once 

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.
Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

Never Say Never

A brilliant New Wave song from the band, Romeo Void. It was racy and innovative at the time, and is still brilliant to listen to today.

Unfortunately, a self entitled pop diva known as Justin Bieber ruined the name of the song with his little number.
David: I'm going to play Never Say Never.
Jeremy: But Justin Bieber sucks!
David: Who's Justice Beaver? This song is awesome!
*David puts on Romeo Void record to Never Say Never*
Jeremy: Holy shit, this is awesome!
Never Say Never by Horse Fryer March 4, 2012

never put a sock in a toaster 

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.

Never Pull Out 

The phrase which embodies the philosophy that one, particularly males, should continue an action to fruition, disregarding the bad consequences. It has been derived from not "pulling out" during sexual intercourse, and is often said in response to to receiving information about one's acquaintance that is not good so as to justify it.
Tom: "..... And that was when I leaped from the plane's burning hull, to make my daring escape."
Tim: "Dude, never pull out."

never cat 

A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.
- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.
never cat by Johnny McBravo December 2, 2013