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scratch my balls 

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To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)
Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!
scratch my balls by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007
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suck my balls and make me cum

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suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.
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Volley My Balls

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The act of volleying between one testicle to the other with your tongue.
Not only did she wet my whistle, but she went a little lower to Volley My Balls.
Volley My Balls by Greenman69 July 26, 2010
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Cried my balls out 

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Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry
Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!
Cried my balls out by jlowi September 7, 2011
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grab my balls 

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A phrase used by males to describe gathering one's courage.
Ted - Man that girl is looking at you! Go talk to her!
Jim - Okay okay...give me a second! Okay deep breath...
Ted - Go man go!
Jim - Let me grab my balls first!
grab my balls by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005
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make my balls great again 

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When your balls are fondled, licked and sucked, enough to make them great again..it's very simple and very satisfying.
Man whispers into his girls ear...make my balls great again....she does!
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