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Munting

A lifestyle for vagrants and vagabonds. Also known as "chud life" or "beta maxing" by the youth.
by MuntMaxer12 February 24, 2024
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munting is a artform used by many (myself included) munting is when two people go out and look for a corpse in some type of graveyard so one puts there dick into the corpses mouth and the other jumps onto the belly of the beast to get the juices flowing
"hey jack wanna go to the local grave yard to go munting maybe we can find some freshies if were lucky!"
by Alex wal March 9, 2024
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Necrophilia but threesome

two people are living and one is alive
Reece and John like to go munting on the weekends.
by fartexploder March 23, 2024
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Munting

When a person name Isaac Te-em is into dead bodies
"Did you know that Isaac is munting?"
by LE34S April 2, 2024
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Munting

Lathering your bean or dingaling in spit/juice and flicking it really fast so it makes a clapping sound.
Hey! Stop that!

Sorry Mr. Jackson, I was just munting my little bean!
by Craig Feldspar April 15, 2024
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something me and Mr. Belding do for fun.
Brayden: Hey Mr. B let's go munting!
by Mary G Martha April 19, 2024
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Manteling

Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago

Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD

Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*

Person 1: *breaks there leg*

Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF

Person 2: *shits a little more*
by Colton Morris April 24, 2024
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