bloody mousetrap

When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.

Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.

by Rob Load November 24, 2007

click the mouse

N. A slang term referring to the act of female masturbation, esp. to the clitoris

That chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse.

by John "the dude" White April 21, 2004

mouseketool

A musical act that became popular by selling their souls to the Disney music label.

Dude, you like the Jonas Brothers?!? But their such mouseketools!

by Chris_Wright April 7, 2009

Double Clickin the Mouse

A term used to describe the act of female masturbation.

I was in bed last night, and I woke up from a dream, and just had to double click my mouse.

by The Alli November 29, 2004

Mouse Challenged

A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.

That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.

by Buddy Revell July 4, 2005

mousepraneense

To mispronounce a word or phrase.

A: "That's so banal."

B: "I think you are mousepraneenseing that word."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'

by its_our_future October 20, 2012