misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

by bensgirly August 22, 2011

Mostest with the Hostess

A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.

JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."

by JWeed439 August 22, 2011

monsteresses

A female or plural females who will do anything for "their" man, aka killer , will go to any extent.

That bitch is a monsteresses she will kill anything in her path

by Nastyracing October 9, 2013

I love you the mostest

Tiana Loves Nicole The Mostest And That Is The Facts

Tiana: I love you the mostest

Nicole: not possible because.....

Tiana: interupts and shows definition on Urban Dictionary

by HelloiamFacts December 31, 2018

mostest

Mostest; More than the most. Therefore, Most is not the highest, but mostest, or simply, more than the most is the highest level, end of story.

Emily loves Cody MOSTEST.

by Emmmmm February 25, 2008

Mostest

A form of measurement often used to describe the love one has for his/her spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. It is also used to describe likings to food as well.

This word is used to outdo any other form of measurement. However, it can be defeated by Mostest times infinity.

Sonya may love Noah the most, but Noah loves Sonya the mostest.

by Johnny Bravo AF June 6, 2010

mosterestly

The ability to have the absolute most of something.

I love you.
I love you more.
I love you most.
I love you mosterestly.

by J.D. Erikson August 27, 2016