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moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
by kikispeedster May 22, 2010
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MoosePuppy

A mix of a moose and a puppy. Often wild and very vicious.Has the head and body of a puppy, with the antlers and front hooves of a moose. Often found in Canada and Alaska. When a lonely Canadian couple wanted a pet that represented their country, but also didn't take up as much room as a moose. So they bred a moose and a puppy. MoosePuppies can come in many different breeds, but they mostly appear as Irish Setters.
So you want a pet, eh?
Yeah, but we don't feel like getting a moose, ya know?
Yeah, how 'bout a moosepuppy, eh?
Thank ya!
by LadyBOOBOO March 11, 2011
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moosibou

A hybrid of a the mammal moose and the north american caribou. Moosibou are found in highly dense wooded areas and are rarely seen near highways. There has only been 2 recorded sightings of this majestic creature due to the mass deforestation of rural areas.

Therefore the population of moose has decreased and they are now relying on caribou to reproduce.
"Holy Gunshots! Is That A The Majestic Rare Moosibou!?"
by VINYEAR January 25, 2013
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Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.
by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019
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moosesus

Look at all those moosesus!
by sylvee177 April 29, 2020
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Moose Gang

A global network of mysterious elites who hide their identities with the moose Snapchat filter. Upon using the filter, uttering the phrase “MOOSE GANG” or using the signature 3 finger “M” sign, one becomes the moose and pledges their allegiance to the gang.

Currently the network spans across 4 countries including the US, Trinidad and Tobago, South Korea, and China, and it is expanding everyday.

As stated by carltruecarl, whose definition is officially endorsed by Moose Gang Worldwide (he is one of the original founders) Moose Gang does not discriminate, Moose Gang welcomes all with open arms to join its ranks and become part of the Moose Gang Brotherhood. There are many world powers, most of whom are currently at odds, but it is important that they know one thing: no one can stop the MOOSE GANG.
Non moose: Yo bro I kinda want to join the Moose Gang.
Moose: Yeah for sure bro, just send me a moose pic.
Non moose: *sends moose pic on snapchat*
*Both Mooses Celebrating* “ayyye MOOOSE GAAAANGG!!!!”
by moosegangworldwide July 31, 2020
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Moose-nut

A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.
I love you my little moose-nut!
by racklecat March 23, 2021
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