monkey but

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .
The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .
by W.P. May 02, 2005
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monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.
Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.
by greyhat December 18, 2014
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Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.
Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.
by leccytrader1 May 12, 2017
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Monkey

an animal who loves bananas and to do the: " oeoeoeoeoe"
Hey look a monkey thats eating a banana!
by Monke_lover69 March 07, 2022
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Monkey

Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)
Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.
by Law. March 16, 2005
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Monkey

An ugly child with a monkey-like face.
by Kokuju20 April 15, 2017
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Monkey

An other way to call someone stupid or an idiot
Man 1: you want to go to Brandon’s house?

Man 2: nah, Brandon is kinda monkey
by ¥BlackWinter¥ November 02, 2019
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