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Manitou Springs

A mountain-side community built on the base of the infamous Pike's Peak of Colorado Spring, named after Chief Manitou, of the resident Native American tribe. The locals are spawned down from communes of hippies and nature fanatics from decades past. In the summer they generate a wealthy sum of income through thousands of tourists that flock from states and different nations alike. Half a day is all you need to do everything worth doing in Manitou.
Tourist: Hey man, do Manitou Springs hippies always walk up to you and start talkin' about wierd shit?
Native: Uh, yeah, that's all they do, really. They say they camer here many eons ago, on a giant, psychedelic spaceship, on a mission for intergalactic peace! ...And they wanted to harvest some weed.
by Kit-Kat-Katsu-chan March 1, 2011
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monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.
old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
by MKHH December 28, 2005
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Montoursville

The typical small town, special only because it uniquely belongs who all live or have lived there.

Known for being totally and completely bigoted and close-minded, our sporting teams are almost undoubtedly better than yours, so shut the eff up.

There's lots of nature around! Also, cannabis.
Dude, being raised in Montoursville made me a racist hippie.
by hairballinmythroat11 June 8, 2009
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monstosaurous

Comprised of the words "monster" and "enormous" with a slight interjection of "saur" as in dinosaur. Can be used in both positive and negative connotations.
Positive Connotation: That girl has monstosaurous boobs.

Negative Connotation: That guy has monstosaurous boobs.
by Dano May 13, 2005
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Monatophobia

Fear of dying alone.Origins: Taken from the words THANATOPHOBIA (fear of death) and MONOPHOBIA (fear of dying alone) as proposed by LEMINO a youtuber
I have a severe case of monatophobia; I fear that no one would come to my funeral.
by David Hlawndo September 15, 2017
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monitor

the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.
A: i need a new monitor
B: can you see what im writing?
A: yes
B: Then whats the problem?
by Briam September 1, 2003
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Mint Mojito

The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!
"Dude last night she gave me the longest Mint Mojito ever, I mean the mint desolved before I came!"

"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"
by VaizardStevan November 29, 2009
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