Hannah Montana

A show that shouldn't even be watched by blind and deaf people.

She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!

Dentist: I see we scheduled and appointment for .... Hannah montana?

Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?

by Lalalalalallalalalalauren December 16, 2008

raging hannah montana

When you get a boner during class and the teacher calls you up to the board.

Billy was called to the board to discuss the theory of the human manly infested dong, When he had a raging hannah montana.

by You should go jack off May 24, 2008

Mongatron

Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.

Is that another broken laptop? Becky is such a Mongatron!

by Ally-B. July 20, 2011

hannah montana

"A dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE!"

Dude hannah montana is such a dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE

by commandersqwigly July 4, 2009

mongaloid

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

You utter mongaloid

by donn January 19, 2003

Montana

Most kick ass person you will ever meet. They love to be occupied. And like them selves some Lovin. They can be bitchy and rude. But what they saw is real. They are fun to party with but can party a little too hard.

Person 1: " Hey Whats your name?"
Person 2: " Montana"
Person 1: " Holy Shit! Wanna go party?"
Person 2: " In my mind Im already wasted."
Person 1: " Your Awesome Montana"
Person 2: "I know Bitch."

by SteveTheWhale3455 January 30, 2010

Montana

The supreme state of excellence one is able to attain

Kevin, those bitches are definitely not montana.

by Kevin Krupa January 4, 2009