moleshit

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.

lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.

by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

molliwop

to wreck someone sumthin vicious.. strong powerful hits , to get beat up( she got molliwopped)

son did u see them girls wreckin shawty straight molliwopped her ass

by tia0918 March 24, 2007

Mollie

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's super pretty, smart, funny, and will make you smile. When you talk to her, you feel the best you've ever felt. You get nervous when you talk to her, because you don't want to mess anything up, so you make a joke to make her laugh. She has the BEST smile you'll ever see in your life!

Friend: Who is she!
Me: She's my Mollie. Mmhmm.

by ChillBruh April 6, 2015

Molehilled

The state of an online forum thread which has been locked by an administratior or moderator on the basis that the subject matter is too trivial to warrant further discussion. Typically a concluding post is made by the moderator to the effect that the discussion to date has made a "mountain out of a molehill" before the thread is locked for further discussion. Threads tending towards criticism of the moderator's organisation may sometimes be pre-emptively molehilled to avoid further negativity to propagate.

Poster1: Hey, respond to my post about Germaine Greer's new book!
Poster2: I can't. It's been molehilled.

Moderator: This is going nowhere. Molehilled.

by Captain_Balls November 6, 2008

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

moltered

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.

Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.

by Molter555 March 23, 2012

Molar Pance

Molar Pance is the full name for a type of pants. These pants are usually worn by skaters,Oi! kids,and punk people. These pants are called "molar" beacuse of the shape, very long and illfitting on the butt, and extremely tight on the legs.
Such as the shape of a molar tooth. Pance is used instead of pants beacuse it is a lot cooler.

"Matt is so skinny, look at those molar pance!"
"molar pance are so hot, look at dat mushy butt!"

by Meredith Perker September 22, 2007