A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot April 18, 2007
Moist Garbage is a term similar to "Hot Garbage." It is supposed to sound worse than Hot Garbage or grosser. This word was created by Ryukahr in a Super Mario Maker video titled "WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW TERM FOR THIS ONE...Super Mario Maker"
by JTudela June 22, 2019
The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009
by watoot August 22, 2017
1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up
2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!
2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!
by Ph_dn_pg_dn_802_ginger March 25, 2022
by your local moist provider May 21, 2018