moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 25, 2008

Moist Garbage

Moist Garbage is a term similar to "Hot Garbage." It is supposed to sound worse than Hot Garbage or grosser. This word was created by Ryukahr in a Super Mario Maker video titled "WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW TERM FOR THIS ONE...Super Mario Maker"

That level is Moist Garbage its so bad!

by JTudela June 21, 2019

Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.

Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009

moist children

what the f*ck are you doing searching for moist children

what's wrong with you, searching for moist children on the internet

by watoot August 22, 2017

moist margaret

When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.

Similar to the Wet Willy.

Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"

by weenerbreth October 22, 2013

mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018