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Minty

Minty : A word that country people use as slang.
Minty is a better word for : Amazing, Cool, Awesome, unique
Carter : “You really threw up some mud.”
Blaine : “Yeah theres a huge rut.”
Carter : “it’s pretty MINTY right?”
by Minty gurl June 18, 2020
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fish mitten

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)
A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.
by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004
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minty ice

When a girl puts toothpaste on her hands a jerks you off.
That bitch named Sheqwanda gave me a nice minty ice the other night....my dick still tingles.
by Matt Mancini November 25, 2006
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The Mitt Romney

The Mitt Romney: (Verb)

1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.

2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."
Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.
by the sunless tanner September 12, 2011
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Mitt Romney

Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008
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misty

dang - she's totally misty
by jojo May 13, 2005
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Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
by David Williams September 12, 2005
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