Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.

My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.

by Why cant I use the word drugs October 04, 2023

Misty Blu

Misty Blu is a girl who is very fragile on the inside but the toughest thing on the outside.

She is such a Misty Blu

by Country.GirlXP November 06, 2016

Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.

Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.

by February 04, 2024

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 04, 2024

Backdoor Misty

A wet Fart

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty

by Esotric November 06, 2023

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 02, 2023

Misti

Self denial of being easy to sleep with

She acted as the misti queen of England when she's just a common street hoe

by Dr thunder boy March 07, 2022