BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.
Minecraft boys
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.
by lil kettle March 10, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Literally the best game that has ever been made. The music is powerful and will bring you to tears once it's been heard. Nostalgia is Minecraft, Minecraft is nostalgia.
by yeigo March 11, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug.