Mike

He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.

Mike is such a great guy, he catches so many fish.

by RealDefinitions5 May 24, 2018

Miked

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

by Doodlydoo August 2, 2016

Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

by access_6583 May 8, 2018

Mike

Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.

What a beautiful sunny day .. but be wary of Mike’s beautifully eclipsed head

by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021

Mike

A Big Man

Mike go yeet

by The Big Mike Special April 15, 2020

Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 7, 2018