Michael Jackson

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

Reverse Michael Jackson

when you go from being white to black

My friend rolled around in some mud and when he stood up, I thought he pulled a reverse Michael Jackson

by I Want Die December 16, 2019

Michael Jackson

Issued black returned white

Michael Jackson he went from being black to being white what dummy. Julian's penis is big.

by BlackJackScrotum June 04, 2021

michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

by yungbuck November 03, 2015

The Reverse Michael Jackson

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.

Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”

by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 24, 2021

Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is the act of a white man moon walking and doing a 540 spin and pelvis thrusting their erect penis in to a bent over female's anus and yelling "HEEHEE" and afterwards swiftly pulling out thus having a poo covered dick and doing the thriller dance while walking away.

Josh: Hey dude, guess what?
Alec: yeah?
Josh: last night my girl and I were jamming Michael Jacksons number one so when we were about to do doggy I surprised her with a Reverse Michael Jackson!
Alec: yes! that's my favorite!

by Shmingy January 30, 2014