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Hamilton Meathead 

The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.
Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!

Should we tell him?
Nah!
Hamilton Meathead by M. Peaches November 9, 2020
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Meathead 

An absolutely careless senseless clumsy fuck, incapable of following any instructions, usually breaking anything they lay their fat juicy 1 inch stubby fingers on. They are most likely to be weaing steal toe cap boots everywhere they go and are unable to tie up their laces due to the pure chunk of their fingers. D.T & motor vehicle are their key subjects at school although be careful that they don't clonk their heads on anything as the pure mass of their skull will smash anything in its path. You'll easily track them down as they leave a hot smell of cow shit everywhere they go.
Oi Bobby you meathead, what the fuck are you doing running in the D.T workshop.

Metal Head 

People who like Metal. That's it. All the lifestyle nonsense is just that, nonsense.
Jim likes metal, he is therefore a metal head.
Metal Head by Matt Zigan October 13, 2005

meathead munchies 

A swole ass gym bro who smokes mad weed and cooks huge killer meals. Also a funny bodybuilding cooking show on youtube.
Have you seen the new episode of Meathead Munchies on Youtube?

metalshade 

A subgenre of hardbass or pumping wich takes a darker path with metalic donks(regular donks can be an option) and dark heavy patterns.
The first metalshade track was made by Dj Bar@bass "The dead way" in 2005.
This subgenre is briefly getting revived by the underground hardbass community and is seeing lots of talented artists.
i've heard about metalshade, it's like a comic of some sorts, right?
No, it's a genre
-chad
metalshade by emperor cumpatine August 14, 2020

metal head 

A metal head is generally someone who enjoys metal. Trying to identify a metal head can be an easy task or a hard one. The life style the genre usually portrays is one of not caring and rebelling. Basically, do your own thing and fuck everyone else. This ties in with the whole "difficult" to identify because what you find as something unique, someone else may not. A metal head is stereotyped as a long haired, jean wearing fighter. While this may be true to some, it's not always the case (Except for the fighting aspect or at least the ability to harness an excess amount of rage and use it towards violenct.) Like the many different sub genres, I believe there are different types of metal heads.

The Physical Metal Head:

The easiest of the three to identy. Usually falls in with the "Long hair and denim jeans." stereotype. Exactly what the title states, their interest in the genre is shown physically. Whether it be through tattoos littered around there body, to hair grown down to their waist. More likely to attend concerts.

The Mental Metal Head:

This is the metal head you most likely will not be able to pick out of a crowd. Not ashamed to like the genre, instead he/she prefers the quieter approach to his undying love for it. This is most likely the quiet person with a few friends, usually also under the mental type. The Mental will more than likely commit a larger scale act of violence than a Physical simply because his rage is always bottled up until it can't be bottled up any longer. Usually hates people. Least likely to attend the concerts, but know more about the band then most.

The Mixed Metal Head:

Read the title. Mix random qualities from each of the above types and you've got yourself a molotov cocktail of ass kicking. Most people will probably find themselves associating with this title, simply because of the diversity of the genre and its fans.

There is nothing better or worse between the 3 types shown here, because in the end all 3 enjoy Metal and know that if you're a true Metal Head: No one gives a fuck about what type they are.
You probably could already tell, but I'm a metal head.
metal head by Pandru Salmon September 24, 2007

metal head 

a metal head,or headbangeris a person who listens to and loves heavy metal. Not just because its cool, its our way of life. we can be found anywhere from local undergroud shows to world wide metal festavles like wacken. Most metal heads have long hair or shaved heads,wear black band tee's and jeans/cargo pants,but just because you dont dress that way doesnt mean your not metal.most metal heads dispize slipknot and hate scenekids and love circlepits.alot of metal heads are quite and might seem scary,but if you get to know them they are way nicer then they look,that is unless you insult a band or musician infront of them.(you dont want to get on there bad side).
"hey look at that badass metal head beating the shit out of that scene kid in the pit."
metal head by jake brooks February 24, 2008