Dope As Mess

(adj.) Something so dope it can't be put into words.

Charlie: Did you see that new game that just came out?
Dave: Yeah, that shit is dope as mess

by Litdude11 August 28, 2017

Mess Love

A Love relationship born out of drama.

I met my old man as a result of Mess Love .

by Jmeaty5 May 3, 2018

rollin' mess

what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.

me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"

my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"

by the messy. February 7, 2009

pubic mess

the untamed jungle below the belt that can either make or break a hook-up

Gosh, that chick I hooked up with had a major pubic mess!

by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008

chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 16, 2010

pearly mess

When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest

I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.

by soflokavadefanators December 4, 2015

Hott Mess

Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!

You look a hott mess today

by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008