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Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.
Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree
by Flo10 August 8, 2021
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word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...
Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.
by tito p November 30, 2005
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surf merchant

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
by neil kilby May 5, 2006
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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty
by concernedluvr June 2, 2021
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OC Merchants

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha
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dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
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