Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Gonzo Melvin

When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.

"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."

by MacDintons4Life April 15, 2009

velvet melvin

A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.

"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb

by dickslop February 16, 2012

James Melvin

A macking ass pimp that gets mad bitches

Yo bitch im James Melvin you dont know me

by James Melvinich December 7, 2004

Hot Melvin with a cork

Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.

"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"

by Mr. Squiggles May 3, 2005

peach melvin

Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl

Knelly was getting dirty with BIG Betsy and prematurely peach melvined.

by melvinizer May 5, 2005

moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.

Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin

by chachaddict April 14, 2009