MASSIVE tool

Someone who is really fucked in the head.

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.

by Erectionking May 4, 2008

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

Massive

Synonym of awesome.

As in "Did you catch Colbert last night? He was massive!!"

by ColbertNation101 October 2, 2009

Massversation

When you are involved in an instant message (Facebook, Google chat, etc.) conversation with more than three people; can result in exesssive and annoying notifications and confussion you are not actively involved in the conversation.

I just logged onto Facebook and had 47 messages because Diane included me in this crazy massversation with a bunch of people, and I have no idea what they are talking about.

by Tippy_CJM February 9, 2012

Vinnie has a massive dick piercing

Vinnie is a beautiful man that likes to pierce body,especially is penis. His dick rangers from around 20 to 30 inches. He is a force to be reckoned with.

Wow, look at that!!!! Vinnie has a massive dick piercing.

by Vinnie is sometelse August 14, 2021

massive

Awesome/Very cool coined by comedian Stephen Colbert on October 1st 2009, on his show "the Colbert Report"

An adjective to describe the person who defines the word MASSIVE

"Hey!did you guys see the Colbert Report last night?It was Massive!"

"Hey the kid who wrote this definition is Bryan Lowe from NJ and would love tickets to the show, that would be MASSIVE!"

by Bryman 07758 October 2, 2009

Massive Queen

Some one who has made an unbelievably stupid error, a fuck up but with non-serious ramifacations

look what that massive queen has gone and done

by Bigger John May 21, 2005